Well, now that the school is all like, "OH YOU AIN'T GETTING ON FF.NET ANYMORE SO YOU CAN UPDATE CAUSE I FEEL LIKE RUINING YOUR MOTIVATION FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!!" ...and I can't update now...

(not that I really got on Deviant that often anyways...just a whole, "needs to point it out" thing...)

so, I shall post a thingy here cause I feel like it!!!

Choose ten of your original characters. If you don't have ten original characters, then you can use the voices in your head.

1. Spiral
2. Tenom
3. Marine
4. Aireal
5. Aqua
6. Secret
7. Heart Taker (lucky seven!)
8. Kit
9. Kristal / Kiara / Neko
10. Lali

1.) So....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?
- Airy: "WTF?!?!? This pie is glowing green!! ...oh well. *eats it anyways*"
- KK: "...does this pie taste...funky to you guys??"
- Mar: "HO CRAP!!! I ATE PIE WITHOUT T!!!!! *commences crying out his eyes*

...yeah, the only one who wouldn't really notice would be Mar...(Airy just doesn't really care...)

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?
- ...*pales* ...I don't know. CAN HT even dance??????

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing Checkers, then where are 5 and 9?
- ...*thinks* ...if Spi and Secret were left alone, I don't think they'd be playing checkers (they'd probably be too busy trying to kill each other...) ...and then AQ and KK wouldn't really care. They'd probably be talking back on HP...

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! What does 6 say?
- ...LALI IS LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD!!!! O.o ....(thinks back) ...oh...oops??? Secret wouldn't care...(the heartless man with...GREEN hair...)

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them die?
- ...since Airy and Secret have wings, they'd be okay...but Marine's a fish, so...I think he'd be fine...(and save Serenity!)

6.) After jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?
- Secret? Stupid?!?!?! what are you on???

7.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. You can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?
- ...I'd rather soon as die myself than land on an innocent pacifist or on my older/younger brother who's a fish...nnng...

8.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?
- me: "Airy, you moron!!! You were supposed to CLEAN that water!!!"
-Airy: "It wasn't THAT dirty! Mar only swam in it for a couple of hours!!!"
-me: "...yeah. See my point??"

...wait, Mar's toxic?!?!?! (despite the fact that he has POISON running through his veins...)

9.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
- O.o ...first of all, Spi and HT getting married?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!??!?! And then, HT'S ALREADY MARRIED TO MAR?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!? And SPI'S ALREADY MARRIED TO KIT?!?!?!?! *dies* ...THEY'RE ALL RELATED!!!!

10.) Is 1 hot?
- ...Spi? He thinks so...>.>
-Aya: *crosses out one with two* 8D YES. <33333
-me: "...yes, Aya..."

11.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 3 do?
- ...I'D CRY!!!!!!! Poor little Lali!!!! TT.TT ...but frankly, I think Mar would laugh...and laugh...and then laugh some more until I whacked him over the head with a frying pan...

12.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 10 do?
- ...Lali would burst into tears. Marine would then FEEL SORRY for laughing at Lali when he was mauled. *humph*

13.) Now lets say that they were both mauled by said hippopotamus. What would they do?
- ....uh, die????

14.) Now lets say that the hippopotamus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?
- Mar: " ...wtf? Lali didn't like mustard..."

...is more surprised that he's still alive to remark that, but...>_>

15.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopotamus, would 1 laugh?
- Yes. He would laugh like there was no tomorrow. (Spi and HT don't get along that well to begin with since HT and Spi didn't get off on the right foot when they had been created...^.^"")

16.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?
- ...Aqua would blink, then burst into tears, crying about how it's not his birthday yet. (and believe me, he loves his birth date, so he would know...) And then everyone would feel ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR MAKING A POOR LITTLE TWELVE-YEAR-OLD CRY!!!! ...make that eight-year-old...

17.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopotamus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?
- (What's with the rabid hippopotamus jokes??? Aren't there enough in the world??? And I thought it was on steroids...) Wow. Airy suddenly changed from a vampire to a hippo. and poor Mar. (He survives...barely. But that's only because Airy's younger than he is...)

18.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?
- ...HT CAN'T EAT WOOD!!!! ...so why?? I have no idea...because he was on something, or Spi forced him too, and T would win hands down...
-Aya: 8D T OWNS. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNS LOL IN YOUR FACE, HT! >DDDD *points and laughs then screams and runs*
-HT: "...*saddened, then walks away looking ashamed*"
-me: "...uh, Aya? I think you hurt his feelings..."

19.) 6 decides to become a homicidal, bisexual, taxi cab driver in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?
- ...Lali is going to stop an already homicidal Secret?? How?? A four-year-old little kid isn't going to stop a heartless green-haired man whos like six times his age??? (so...he'd kill the whole world??)

20.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
- ...Aqua would blink, look into the mirror, and begin to laugh, thinking Aneko was pulling a fast one on him with her mirror tricks, then think nothing of it. *>.>"" dense little sucker...* and Kit? She'd ignore him. Like she always does, third eye or not...

21.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?
- T KILLED SPI?!?!?!?!??!? WHY???!?!?!?!?! And...Mar went into a depression because T was a killer?!?!?!?!? ...??? I don't get it!!! and then...Secret trying to COMFORT Mar, in fact, ANYONE?!?!?!?! What has our world come to?? (...but you didn't answer the question...)

22.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopotamuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?
- HT? Definitely lucky that he's left out. He'd commence to sitting on the floor and planning ways to kill the rest of us...

23.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
- Scream and run. Scream and run... (I'll cheer for him to. Get the HECK outta there when it's KIT confessing her love to you...)

24.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopotamuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?
- ...well, Spi would most definitely suggest playing Truth or Dare as a way to decide (...???), and T would try to come to a compromise. I think Mar would...go crazy, and poison the creator of this just so he could name the band. (...he's insane, all right??) and...Airy not caring less?? That's a new one...

25.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:
- Kit: "FREAK NO!!!!! I'VE SWITCHED WITH THE ONLY CRAZY ONE!!!"
- KK: "Hey! You're insane too!!"
- Kit: "*wailing, then stops* ...wait...this means that I can actually start to have control over others' lives..."
- KK: "...we have a code red, I repeat, A CODE RED!!!! SOMEONE STOP HER!!!
- Spi: "...damn this lemonade that Airy made that tastes like Mar!!!"

...something like that...-w-""

26.) 4 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
- ...I think he'd try to suck all of their blood first, then figure that they're ZOMBIES, then worry about biting them because he's convinced that now he'll become one too, then try to come up with an anti virus, only to be thwarted in his plans by the Crimson Heads whom he had discredited earlier on. ...yeah.

27.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?
- Spi, Mar, and Airy, of course!!!! ...However, HT, KK, and AQ would most likely give them a run for their money, and then we'd all end up passing out from exhaustion in the end...

28.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?
- ...Aqua wants to be a frog when he grows up, and then makes out with Lali...??? what??? Lali is four, ppl!!! and Aqua is eight!!! Who gets off at watching two little kids make out?!?!?! ...and then T walks in on them??? and he was IN LOVE with Aqua??? ...I've been lost here...

29.) 3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopotamus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him/her?
- If Mar was being held by Tarzan (of all people...), and his only hope was HT and Airy...I don't think that Mar would be coming home anytime soon...

30.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him/her other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?
- T wants to steal the cheese??? Well, Spi would totally help him on that, and they'd totally PWN those cheese owners!!! And...what?? Secret betrayed HT, who committed suicide? (can he even do that??) Well, Kit IS in love with HT and WOULD go after Secret because he killed HT in a way, but I don't think Airy would even bother trying to talk her out of it since Kit is weak, but she's...well, scary.


...Well, wasn't this eventful! (and hey look, and you all just learned a lot more about almost all of my OCs!! What a treat!) ...well, I got this from and such... (she joined me in making this, kinda...)

and some more:

1. Marine (Mar)
2. Tenom (T)
3. Aqua (AQ)
4. Aireal (Airy)
5. SunStar (SS)
6. MoonBeam (MB)
7. Kit
8. Secret (S)
9. Spiral (Spi/S-p)
10. Heart Taker (HT)

1.) So....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?
Airy: "Cool, Pie!! *eats* ...Wait, it's kinda glowing and green...Must be a new recipe KK's trying. *continues to eat*"
Aqua: "...Maybe it's a bad thing that it's glowing...But green is okay! *eats as well*"
Spiral: "OMG PIE!!!!! *eats without a second though*"
-...Basically, they all don't care; but hey, they can handle it since they all have massively steeled stomachs...

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?
-For which side: Kit or the people who are rebuking her? (I vote the stupid people's side...)

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing Checkers, then where are 5 and 9?
-...MB and Mar on Mars (lol, pun!) playing checkers?! (Err, Mar's spirit ally happens to be SS if I'm not mistaken, but he does get along well with MB...) So, where are SS and Spi? Well, SS would be trying to find a way to get over to them as quick as possible (with the help of T), but Spi would just be lazing about on HP.

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! What does 6 say?
MB: "...But didn't you love Orihime?"
HT: "That's what I thought as well...*glares at OC meme thing*"

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them die?
-Airy = No chance of dying (nonhuman); however, he'd fly away to safety before he could hit the bottom.
-AQ = High chance of survival (nonhuman); no chance of dying; would probably be scared, though, and hang about in the water below.
-MB = No chance of dying (nonhuman); high chance of coming back and telling SS off for pushing her.

6.) After jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?
-MB? No; she's basically the only level-headed one of us there is...

7.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. You can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?
-Hmm...AQ or SS...Neither would die if I landed on them (well, maybe SS, since he's not as strong as AQ; but he wouldn't die for long), so I choose the older-looking guy, SS.

8.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?
Airy: "COME ON!!! IT WASN'T SO BAD!!! I MADE YOUR DAY INTERESTING!!!"
-...Yeah. Basically, Airy would be locked behind bars for a day, then they'd let him out for extremely good behavior.

9.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
Kit + Mar = ?!?!!?!?!? What?! (First off, they're siblings!!! Second, do you know how much older Mar is than Kit?!)
Kit + AQ = ...Okay, AQ may look younger than Kit, but he's really a lot older than she is...
Mar + Secret = ...*dies* What the--?!??!!? Holy crud, they don't even like each other...
-So...yeah. SS would feel a little left-out, most likely, and since everyone seems to be into incest, he'd go and get MB.

10.) Is 1 hot?
T: "HELL YES IS MY BROTHER HAWT!!!"
Mar: "Aw, thanks, T!"
Aya: "HELL YES IS HE HOT, HE'S T'S TWIN AND T IS HOT!!!!!"
T+Mar: "...Aya has gone crazy again~!"
-...Well, I think Mar looks really cool and awesome and all, but I wouldn't know about hot...

11.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 3 do?
AQ: "Bad hippo!! Bad!! HT is NOT a chew toy!!! *cries*"
HT: "...Wonderful defense there, otouto..."
AQ: "*clobbering the hippo* STOP EATING MY BIG BROTHER!!!!!"
-...I think AQ would end up killing the hippo, and then crying to HT about it...

12.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 10 do?
HT: "*walks up to the hippo and smack it; hard* No. That is not a chew toy. Spit it out. Now."
AQ: "O-Onii-kun..."
-HT is so badarse!!! XD He would totally draw that hippo into line and save poor AQ!

13.) Now let’s say that they were both mauled by said hippopotamus. What would they do?
-HT, being as kick-arse as he is, would save them both after demolishing the hippo!

14.) Now let’s say that the hippopotamus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?
AQ: "...What's mustard...?"
HT: "...I...Do not know..."
-*facepalm* Ugh, they're impossible... (They really don't know what mustard is, either...)

15.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopotamus, would 1 laugh?
-Like there was no tomorrow...XD *imagining Kit being sat on by a hippo and the resulting disaster of Mar laughing his head off at her*

16.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?
SS: "...*sniff* ...I know we're all date-confused here, but...Why the early party...?"
KK: "...*recovering quick* H-Hey, it was a surprise, right?"
T+Mar: "Hey, you're right! MERRY MERRY UN-BIRTHDAY TO YOU, SUNSTAR!!!!"
SS: "Oh...an Un-Birthday party...!"
MB: "We'll make sure that you have a normal birthday party as well."
SS: "Okay, sis!"
-...Did I just work out a conflict...? With the twins' help?!

17.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopotamus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?
-AQ? Um...After being mauled by Hippo!Airy? ...Uh, he'd live. (Whether Hippo!Airy would is another question...)

18.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?
-...Kit...challenges T...? (Love jealousy or something?!) Um...I don't know why, as she'd fail miserably at it as T won...

19.) 6 decides to become a homicidal, bisexual, taxi cab driver in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?
-MB?! A homicidal bus driver?! With HT trying to stop her? (...They'd have EPIC battles!!!! With the balance of the human population at stake!!!) ...Err, HT would never bother to stop her, though, so she'd kill the entire population of Earth before HT would come in and take her home to stop her, where she'd be sad that she killed so many.

20.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
SS: "Cool! I can see what happens in the future!"
S: "...So what? KK can too..."
SS: "Hey, you're right! Now maybe I can help her out more!"
S: "*yawns* Good luck with that, just leave me out of it..."
-...So...many...S's...@~@

21.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?
-T kills Mar?!?!?!?! (The end of the world HAS COME!!!!) But...AQ goes into a depression? And it's up to MB for him to snap out of it?! (...Well, MB would talk T into bringing Mar back, as it was probably a really good practical joke, and then AQ would be happy again.)

22.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopotamuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?
-Kit? She'd feel really lucky to be left out and would kill us all to change us back, as she doesn't care much for hippos. (...Okay, maybe she'd only return HT back to normal...)

23.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
-S + AQ = ?!?!!?!?! Holy crud!!!
AQ: "Uh...Um...I-It's nice to know that, Secret-sama, but I only love you like I should; as my younger brother..."
S: "...So be it, then...*emos in the corner*"

24.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopotamuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?
-T+Mar = Would end up combining the names they had in mind and double-teaming AQ.
-AQ = Would try his best to keep up his suggestion.
-Airy = Would wonder how they were going to start a band with two guitarists who also do vocals, a trumpeter, and a violinist.

25.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:
S (as Spi): "What the...?! I'm...Spiral?!"
Spi (as S): "Huh...So this is what it feels like to be you, S-san..."
S: "...Do you know what this means?! I can control us all now! There's no more sympathy for the human race!!"
Spi: "...Um, yeah. Oh, hey, cool, your right hand is awesome!!"
S: "...It's missing the middle finger..."
Spi: "Yeah, that means I can flip people off now and they wouldn't know!! *devious*"
S: "...I changed my mind. I want my body back now."
Spi: "Aww..._{And it was going to be fun, too...} *pouts*"

26.) 4 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
Airy: "...Aw, come on, not again!!"
-...I have no idea what else Airy would do besides sulk and clean out his entire school by killing them all, then complaining about the waste of blood that it was.

27.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?
-SS, Kit, + Spi v.s. Mar, AQ, + Airy = ...? Wow, I don’t know where to begin...Mar is really good at weaponry and surprise attacks (though sad that T wouldn't join in) and cancels out with S, who was a war lord in his time and is a mastermind of battle plans, while Spi is the oldest and really powerful in the group...I think that SS, Kit, and Spi have a slight advantage over Mar, AQ, and Airy as they have the oldest and the only outward demon on their team...

28.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?
SS + HT?!?! And T + SS?!?!?! Um...I'm confused here. (I think that T would excuse himself, and go sulk in a corner with Aya to help him recover from shock, while HT and SS would wonder what his problem was.)

29.) 3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopotamus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him/her?
Airy: "Come on, Kit!! We have to go and save AQ!!"
Kit: "...Oh, all right. I'll help just because we have to save our youngest brother..."
Airy: "...Actually, he's older than the both of us..."
Kit: "Like I care about the specifics; as long as his appearance is younger than us, I'll call him 'little brother'."
Airy: "...Okay, then, let's just go, all right?"
Kit: "Fine by me..."
-They'd eventually get to rescuing AQ only to find that he's escaped and taught them all a lesson in manners. (At which Kit would beat Airy for wasting her time.)

30.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him/her other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?
-Wait, wait, MB betraying anyone?! (Despite it being Kit...) And Kit committing suicide? (While HT is still around?) And Secret was in love with Kit?! (I can see him going out to kill MB no matter what...) With Airy trying to convince Secret otherwise...? (T stealing the world's cheese...hmm...:3)
-Well, Airy, to convince Secret otherwise, would get Kit to come back, therefore solving Secret's need for revenge and delusion of loving Kit, while SS would have to comfort MB over how she's killed someone; T would totally escape with the world's cheese and share it with us on HP.

-x-x-x-

1. Maya Fey (19)
2. Dick Gumshoe
3. Larry Butz (25)
4. Trucy Wright (15)
5. Phoenix Wright (DA; 26)
6. Franziska von Karma (19)
7. Ema Skye (Young; 16)
8. Klavier Gavin (24)
9. Apollo Justice (22)
10. Miles Edgeworth (26)

1.) So....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?
Larry: "Cool, pie!! *eats it* What's that? It's radioactive? Hey, maybe I can become some sort of cool superhero now!!! *continues to eat*"
Trucy: "Pie! I love pie! *eats* ...Uh, it's radioactive? ...Oh well. Come on, Polly, I'll finish what you don't eat!"
Apollo: "Hey, isn't this radioactive?! *keels over dead*"
-...Needless to say, the only on who would really care is Apollo...

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?
-Ema?! Line dancing?! XD Um, she'd totally rock the world with her science-related line dancing!!

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing Checkers, then where are 5 and 9?
-Franziska and Maya on Mars playing checkers...? (How did they get there?!) While Phoenix and Apollo are at the Wright Anything Talent Agency, Phoenix trying to find a way to get Maya down and Apollo not caring about any of it. (Actually, Apollo might be a bit grateful, since Franziska is a prosecutor and all...)

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! What does 6 say?
Franziska: "You?!?!?! My little brother...Gay?!
Miles: "*emo pose*...I couldn't help it. I've loved Phoenix for a while now..."
Franziska: "Wait, THAT foolishly foolish fool?! Mr. Miles Edgeworth, you love a Defense Attorney?! You're a prosecutor! You're supposed to be perfect, like the rest of us!!"
Miles: "...I never wanted to be. Maybe this is just my way to rebel..."
-...ah, y'all knew it was coming. :3

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them die?
-Larry = ...Uh, 34% chance of survival, no matter how much fun he'd have...
-Trucy = Probably jumped off after Larry; 87% chance of survival.
-Franziska = Was probably pushed off by Phoenix or someone. About 56% chance of survival.

6.) After jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?
-Um, no. Franziska is not that stupid.

7.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. You can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?
-What?! A choice between Larry and Phoenix?! *cries* I don't want to land on either...But, I guess if I chose Larry, I could just try and bring him back, and I'm not about to pick Phoenix (inner Edgeworth: NO WAY IN HELL!!), so...Larry. >.< I'm so sorry!!

8.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?
Trucy: "...Will you be my defense, Polly?"
Apollo: "No way! You knew that lemonade was toxic!"
Trucy: "I did not!! I only thought that the green was from the material that the pie had in it..."
Apollo: "Which was radioactive!!"
Trucy: "Daddy...?"
Phoenix: "Apollo, defend her."
Apollo: "*sigh* All right, as long as that prosecutor guy you love isn't the prosecution..."
Phoenix: "Wh-Who says that I love him?!"
Apollo: "Well, he did admit to being gay..."
Phoenix: "...Really? Hm..."
-Whoops, got sidetracked. But, that's what would probably happen; Apollo would win (somehow) against Klavier. (No; they were talking about Edgeworth!!)

9.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
Ema + Maya = ??!?!?!?!
Ema + Larry = ...Uh, it could happen...Probably... (Not in a million years...)
Maya + Klavier = ...Uh, that could happen too...Maybe... (I think it could work...)
-Phoenix would stare. And stare. And stare until Edgeworth knocked him out, apologized to the group for Phoenix's rudeness, and drag the traumatized defense attorney away from the scene.

10.) Is 1 hot?
-...Maya?! Erm...I'm not at liberty to answer this question...?
Maya: "Of course I'm hot! These robes aren't a fashion statement, you know!"

11.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 3 do?
-*spits out drink* Edgeworth being mauled by a hippo?!?!? Erm, what would Larry do?! (Scream and run for help from Phoenix, who wouldn't know what to do at all. By the time the two come back, though, they'd probably see that Edgeworth has already defeated the hippo and is going to beat up the two for not helping him sooner.)

12.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 10 do?
-Miles wouldn't do anything until Phoenix talked him into helping, then he'd chase the hippo off to (reluctantly) save Larry from death.

13.) Now let’s say that they were both mauled by said hippopotamus. What would they do?
-...Miles to save the day! (Kinda...) He and Larry would be mighty scratched up when they returned to see Phoenix, though.

14.) Now let’s say that the hippopotamus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?
Larry: "Haha, ew, Edgey, you eat too much mustard!!"
Edgeworth: "How can I even taste like that?! I'm an organism of blood and flesh, and I don't like mustard."
Larry: "Sure you don't...*XD*"

15.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopotamus, would 1 laugh?
-If Ema was sat on, Maya would laugh for a bit for the sake of laughing, then help the poor girl out.

16.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?
Phoenix: "Uh, guys...? It's not my birthday...It's Edgeworth's."
Edgeworth: "What?! Wright, you know it's not my birthday!"
Phoenix: "Well, my birthday isn't until two months from now."
Larry: "...Oh, who cares, let's PARTY!!!"
Maya: "I concur!!"
Phoenix: "...Well...Okay then...*sighs*"
-Heh, they'd have a party that lasted until dawn, when Phoenix would ask what they were going to do for his actual birthday. (To which everyone would sweat drop at him.)

17.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopotamus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?
-Does Larry survive if Hippo!Trucy chews him up? Yes. (Because Trucy would end up not chewing him up that badly since she wouldn't want to hurt him, and Larry would go off to try and see if he could help her turn back into normal.)

18.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?
-Ema challenges Gumshoe to a wood-eating contest?! Huh?! Why indeed... (To show off what science can do?)

19.) 6 decides to become a homicidal, bisexual, taxi cab driver in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?
-Franziska?! A cab driver? (The shock of Phoenix being disbarred?) Edgeworth would stop her right off the bat, because he demands that kind of respect and has that kind of power over her, since he's kind of like an older brother to her.

20.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
Phoenix: "...Do I really need a third eye in order to see into the future?"
Klavier: "Um, Herr Wright, you can see into the future? What does it say about my band?"
Phoenix: "...Hey! So that's what happened to Edgeworth! And...*blushes*"
Klavier: "? Was es ist, Herr Wright?"
Phoenix: "Uh...You and Apollo are gonna get hitched!!"
Klavier: "*blush* Wh-What?!"
-Er...Silly stuff like that.

21.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?
-Oh no!!! Gumshoe killed Maya?! (Larry would, by the way, go into a depression because of that!!) Wait...Franziska comfort Larry?! Where has a world gone?! (...She might off-handedly try by offering to pose for one picture for him, which probably would cheer him up for a while...)

22.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopotamuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?
-Err...Ema would probably feel lucky since she would be able to use science to help everyone turn back into humans.

23.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
-Wait, Klavier confessing to Larry?!?!?! Huh?!??!?!
Larry: "Um, sorry dude, but I don't swing that way; I've already had to tell Nick this."
Klavier: "Oh...I see. All right then!"
Larry: "Glad you could take it so well, dude!"

24.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopotamuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?
-Wow... (If starting a band, Maya would try to call it that...So would Gumshoe; that name is too cool for Larry to choose, though; sorry...) Well, they'd all be fighting about it until Trucy would suggest something about magicians, on which they'd all probably agree on...

25.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:
Klavier (as Apollo): "Ach!!!!! I'm...I'm Apollo?!?!?!? *blushes immensely*"
Apollo (as Klavier): "Holy crap! I'm in Prosecutor Gavin's body!! I LOOK LIKE MR. GAVIN!!!!"
Klavier: "...Is that all you really care about, Apollo? _{And I do not look that much like mein bruder...}"
Apollo: "...Urg. This is so weird...I never knew that this was what it was like to be a glimmerous fop..."
Klavier: "Huh. So this is what it feels like to be a defense attorney who has hair gel in their hair..."

26.) 4 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
Trucy: "...Cool!! This'll be just like in that new game that Polly got with those zombies in it! I'm out to cleanse the world of this infectious disease!! *goes off to decimate the zombies*"
Phoenix: "...Trucy, Apollo didn't have zombies in his game..."
Trucy: "Oh well. Come on, daddy, you can help!"
Phoenix: "...Sure, why not. *joins in*"
-That's basically how it would go... (Which game did Apollo get and how? It's a secret!)

27.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?
-Phoenix, Ema, + Apollo v.s. Maya, Larry, + Trucy... (Personally, I think that the side with the two defense attorneys and the scientific investigator would win against the side with the rookie spirit medium, the newbie artist, and the young magician...It would definitely be an epic battle, though.)

28.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?
-...Phoenix wants to be a frog when he grows up?! (Wait, isn't he already grown-up though?!) And Edgeworth cares why...? (Because there was making-out to be had afterwards...?) Then Gumshoe, who is in love with Phoenix (NOT Edgeworth...?), walks in on them making out?! (...Unfortunately, I just see this as Gumshoe apologizing for barging in on them and leaving before Edgeworth could cut his pay to ensure his silence...)

29.) 3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopotamus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him/her?
Trucy: "Oh no!! Larry was kidnapped by that evil Tarzan guy! What are we gonna do, Ema?!"
Ema: "Hmm...*pushes glasses/goggles down over her eyes* We use science to help us get him out of this predicament!"
Trucy: "Okay! And maybe my magic can help, too!!"
-...I fear for what would happen to that Tarzan guy once Ema and Trucy got to him... (Since the two would be able to save Larry, since they would make a good team).

30.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him/her other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?
-Hm...Franziska betraying Ema causes the scientific investigator-in-training to commit suicide, and Klavier, who was in love with Ema (waits for screams to die down), sets out to kill Franziska (though it's more likely that she'd want his head) while Trucy is trying to talk him out of it...? (Meanwhile, Gumshoe is trying to steal the world's cheese...)
-Probably, Franziska would eventually be chased down by Klavier, only to defeat him (since Trucy failed in talking him out of it), and Gumshoe would get away with the world's cheese. (BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I LOVE HIM!!)

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1. Rino (Light)
2. KK / K-S
3. Lali (L)
4. Hyrule Sanu
5. Maxx (Matt)
6. Michael (Mello)
7. Asakura Furi
8. Nathan (Near)
9. Seki (Misa)
10. Anetori (Aneko)

1.) So....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?
Sanu: "Yay, pie!!!! *eats away*"
Seki: "I can't eat that!! I have my figure to watch for Rino-kun!"
Lali: "*stares at the pie* ...Well, it is food...and I was taught never to waste food...*eats*"
-...Sanu and Lali, having relations to KK and her family, would be fine. Seki, however, would probably not be...

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?
-Furi...Line dancing?! Hm, sadly, I think this would end well... (Anna would use it in her Funbari Onsen; definitely...)

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing Checkers, then where are 5 and 9?
-If Michael and Rino (odd pair) are on Mars playing checkers, then Maxx and Seki are worrying about how to get them back to Earth (seeing as Maxx really likes Michael and Seki is infatuated with Rino...)

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! What does 6 say?
Michael: "...You? Homosexual? Heh, why do I not believe that?!"
Anetori: "You little BRAT!! *tortures Michael*"

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them die?
-Sanu = High chance of survival; would not die.
-Lali = High chance of survival; would probably go crying to KK afterwards and instead wind up crying to Rino.
-Michael = High chance of survival; would use his mafia connections to "rid" whoever shoved him off (then find out it was Maxx, seriously debate over whether or not to have him taken out, then spare his life).

6.) After jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?
-No. Michael isn't that kind of person, seeing as he wouldn't find it funny the first time at all.

7.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. You can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?
-Lali or Maxx?!?!? *cries* What?! Can't I just decide to not land on either?

8.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?
Sanu: "*tears up* Māmī, I didn't know that it was poisonous!!! Michael-sempai and Nathan-sempai gave it to me to sell for them!!"!
-Poor Sanu... (He's younger than the mentioned twins...) KK would help him out of it, and beat up the two troublemakers while she was at it.

9.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
-Furi + Rino = ?!?!?!?!?!?!
-Furi + Lali = ??!?!?!? (What?! What?! Do they even know each other!?)
-Rino + Nathan = ?!?!?!?!?! (Wait, wait, Nathan is Rino's subordinate!!)
-Maxx would take pictures and threaten the lot of them with blackmail. (Also, he'd use said blackmail to get Rino and Lali closer together while snagging himself a spot with Michael and shoving Furi with Sanu...)

10.) Is 1 hot?
-...Rino? He's just a kid. I do like his hair, though. (It's really nice...) Ask the ones who know him best.
Lali: "H-Huh?! Ri-Rino-kun?! I-Is he...hot?! *blushblush*"
Maxx: "I'd say he's hot, but then I know that Michael'd get mad at me for that..."
Nathan: "Lali-sama seems to like him..."
Michael: "What do I know?! Lali-sama likes him, and he seems to like Lali-sama, so maybe. But I wouldn't know."
Seki: "YesheisYesheisYesheis!!!!!!!!"

11.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 3 do?
Lali: "*crying* No, Anetori-san!!!! A-Aunt-san!!!"
-Poor Lali...He loves his aunt a lot... (He's also very strong despite his appearances, so he might save her from the hippo before it was too late.)

12.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopotamus on steroids, what would 10 do?
Anetori: "Stupid...hippo!!! Let...go of...Lali!!!"
-O.o ...She'd whip that hippo into shape; she would... (And she might save Lali...)

13.) Now let’s say that they were both mauled by said hippopotamus. What would they do?
-Scream a lot, and then fight their way out while still screaming their heads off... (Who are they, Arian?!)

14.) Now let’s say that the hippopotamus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?
Lali: "...Mustard...?"
Anetori: "Eww, I HATE mustard!!"

15.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopotamus, would 1 laugh?
-...He probably would (the mean little thing...). Well, that, and Rino doesn't know Furi very well...

16.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?
Maxx: "Hey, guys? Remember that date I told you all once? February 1st? Well, my birthday is then, not now."
Michael: "I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO DO IT!!!"
Lali: "*flinches* De-Demo..."
Rino: "*defending Lali* Hey, Michael, knock it off. We agreed, didn't we, that it would be today?"
Maxx: "...Today? It? What...?
Michael: "*blushing* ...We threw the surprise birthday party to get you alone...So that Nathan-otou, Rino-dono, and Lali-sama could get me to tell you something..."
Maxx: "...Aw, you guys didn't have to do that! I know Michael loves me!"
Michael: "D-DO NOT!!!"
-And stuff like that. They'd all party well into the night for that!

17.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopotamus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?
-There's a slim chance that he would, as Sanu is really strong, but most likely he would survive and then go to get KK to help change Sanu back. (Lali's kind-hearted like that.)

18.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?
-Furi challenging KK to a wood-eating contest...? For the sake of randomness...?!

19.) 6 decides to become a homicidal, bisexual, taxi cab driver in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?
-Aw, man! Michael was already a pain without publicizing the fact that he was a part of the mafia, but to become a homicidal cab driver?! Anetori would stop him probably right after his first victim died (it would be Seki...).

20.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
Maxx: "Cool! I have a third eye! I'm just like a video game character now!"
Nathan: "...A what??"
Maxx: "A game character! You know, like Mario, Pikachu, Link, Sora, Tidus, Locke, Vincent and Cid, Zelos, Zidane..."
Nathan: "...Let me go ask Michael-onii..."
Maxx: "He'll know! I just saw him answering your question."
Nathan: "...*opens mouth to speak*"
Maxx: "And yes, I know that he's in love with me."
Nathan: "Good. He's been brooding about it for one year, three months, one week, and two days."
-...Anyone who notices the numbers...*claps for you*

21.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?
-Oh no. KK killed Rino, causing Lali to go into depression...Michael would try to cheer Lali up by finding out that KK was the one who killed Rino, only to find that she brought him back after Lali finally admitted to liking him.

22.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopotamuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?
-Furi would be neither; she'd be sad that she would be left on her own and scared of all the hippos...

23.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
Lali: "Um...Na-Nathan-san...I...I don't like you that way...I-I'm sorry..."
Nathan: "No; I know. I just had to get it off my chest. I wish you happiness with the one you truly like."
Lali: "*blushes* Tha-Thank you, Nathan-san..."
Nathan: "Don't mention it; just make sure to tell Rino-dono soon or I'm going to steal you from him."
Lali: "Wha-What?! *bright red*"

24.) 1,2,3 and 7 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopotamuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 7 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?
Lali: "Um...Guys, I think we should-"
KK: "Let's name our band 'The Artichokes'!!"
Rino: "Why would I want to be in a band that has that name?"
Lali: "Um...Rino-kun, don't you think that my okaasan-"
Furi: "How about you all be quiet?! I'm trying to think here!"
Rino: "Hey, don't talk that way to me!"
Furi: "Wanna try me?!"
Rino: "Bring it on!!"
KK: "Children, no fighting as long as a parental unit is around!"
Lali: "A-Ano...Rino-kun!!"
Rino + Furi: "What?!"
Lali: "...Uh...Le-Let's just call our band something besides the names we suggested...Something like 'Kyuuketsuki' or 'Manatsu no Kara'..."
Rino: "Hmm...Those actually sounds pretty cool. All right then, Lali."
Lali: "*blush* ...A-Ano, arigato gozaimashita, Ri-Rino-kun..."
-Actually, Rino wouldn't have cared less about the name...

25.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:
Nathan (as Seki): "...I'm a female...Huh. Wonder what Michael-onii will think of this..."
Seki (as Nathan): "Oh no!!! Now Rino-kun will NEVER like me!! I'm a guy!!"
Nathan: "Uh, if you haven't noticed Seki-chan, Rino-dono is gay..."
Seki: "*stops* ...He is?!?!?!"
Nathan: "Yes."
Seki: "...That means I COULD get him to love me like this!! Score!"
Nathan: "...*sighs,facepalm*"

26.) 7 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
Furi: "Yay, zombies!! I bet they're friendly!! I have to tell otosan that this was the most coolest first day of school ever!! I got to see real-live zombies; just like in uncle Ren-san's video games!!"
-...Sadly, she'd go on as if nothing was wrong, go home, and tell her father all about it, freaking her mom out and mildly impressing her father and uncle.

27.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?
-Maxx, Furi, and Seki v.s. Rino, Lali, and Sanu...? (I'm sad to say this, but Lali, Sanu, and Rino would win as Sanu and Lali are both Hyrule, and Rino has some vampire powers he's gained, whereas Furi is a shaman, Maxx is a gamer, and Seki is a wannabe-model...)

28.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?
-Maxx wanted to be a frog...? (And told this to Anetori, who cared enough to stick around until he was done, and then they made-out?!) And KK was in love with Maxx?!?!?! She'd probably go straight to Chris and Michael to deal some damage and knock some sense back into the both of them...

29.) 3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopotamus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him/her?
Sanu: "We have to save Lali!! He's in trouble!!"
Furi: "All right then! Let's go, Sanu-kun!!"
Sanu: "Okay, Furi-chan!"
-Surprisingly, these two make a good team; they'd totally find Tarzan, save Lali, and beat the pedophile up!!

30.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him/her other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?
-So, Michael (who tends to betray everyone at some point) betrays Furi, causing her to commit suicide. And Nathan, who was in love with Furi, sets out to kill his twin brother Michael for revenge? (Where have I seen this plot used before...??) And all the while Sanu, who had also liked Furi, tries to talk Nathan out of revenge; meanwhile, KK is stealing the world's cheese...
-Hmm...I think that Nathan would exact his revenge on Michael just as Sanu was bringing Furi back; solving most of their problems (as Nathan couldn't kill Michael to save his life since they're so close); KK would get away with the cheese...again. She would; and she'd end up sharing it with Michael, Furi, Nathan, and Sanu.

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More later...

-MomijiKK